AJ on Love
May 4, 2012
He thinks I hung the moon. I sure have him fooled, but I did fire a gun at the moon one time.
-America’s JIM
Cops & TV News Traffic
April 25, 2012
Why do I see two cops delivering traffic news on TV in the Alamo city? Just askin’.
I know donuts are free in most newsrooms, but come on!
-America’s JIM
Marcia, Marcia, Marcia
April 13, 2012
Why does Marcia Clark look 15 years younger than when she first burst onto the scene?
Oh, I remember. Nevermind. Carry on. You go girl! CHOSEN!
-America’s JIM
New to Yoga
April 1, 2012
I went to my first nude yoga class. It was an accident, I heard new-to-yoga class! Everything was fine until we turned sideways. It got really quiet. Where’d everybody go?
-America’s JIM
Comedy Show 3-3-12
February 12, 2012
I wish that bubble wrap came in a bigger size. Now popping a handful of bubble, that would relieve some stress! America's JIM
Comedy 3-31-12
January 29, 2012
I speak three tongues! English, Spanish & SHIT! America's JIM
Slug Bug?
January 13, 2012
There’s a new rule in the punch buggy game. If you see a 1979 VW Beetle or older you’re allowed to just beat the hell out of the person next to you. It’s true, you won’t even be arrested. Try it! -America’s JIM
Everytime I see a smart car I get so angry. We need to do something with that energy. Wet Willy? Wedgie? -America’s JIM
Comedy Show!
December 21, 2011
Tonight! Mike Robles San Antonio Christmas Show! Wed Dec 21st at 8:00 pm Laugh Out Loud Comedy Club San Antonio!
America’s JIM has a spot!
America’s JIM on passing through Santa Anna, Texas pop. 1081
A thousand people! What do they do all day? I’ve had the hanky panky with 1000 people! The town whore must be an angel! -America’s JIM
Jim, Jamie or Santiago?
December 14, 2011
My name is James, you can also call me Jim or Jamie. I’ll meet a cholo and he’s like your name ain’t James, it’s Santiago isn’t it? Or is it Jaime? Then I’ll meet a white guy and he says, is it all right if I call you Jimmy? NO! And when I meet a bubba he forgets my name altogether and calls me Jose! -America’s JIM
Funny bone
December 6, 2011
