Doughty Families » America’s JIM http://doughtyfamilies.com A Legacy of Boldness Tue, 07 Feb 2012 13:12:47 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Comedy 3-31-12 http://doughtyfamilies.com/2012/01/29/comedy-3-31-12/ http://doughtyfamilies.com/2012/01/29/comedy-3-31-12/#comments Sun, 29 Jan 2012 05:11:05 +0000 doughty35 http://doughtyfamilies.com/?p=3293

I speak three tongues! English, Spanish & SHIT! America's JIM

]]> http://doughtyfamilies.com/2012/01/29/comedy-3-31-12/feed/ 0 Slug Bug? http://doughtyfamilies.com/2012/01/13/slug-bug/ http://doughtyfamilies.com/2012/01/13/slug-bug/#comments Fri, 13 Jan 2012 18:44:16 +0000 doughty35 http://doughtyfamilies.com/?p=3269 There’s a new rule in the punch buggy game. If you see a 1979 VW Beetle or older you’re allowed to just beat the hell out of the person next to you. It’s true, you won’t even be arrested. Try it! -America’s JIM

Everytime I see a smart car I get so angry. We need to do something with that energy. Wet Willy? Wedgie? -America’s JIM

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America’s JIM has a spot!

America’s JIM on passing through Santa Anna, Texas pop. 1081

A thousand people! What do they do all day? I’ve had the hanky panky with 1000 people! The town whore must be an angel! -America’s JIM

]]> http://doughtyfamilies.com/2011/12/21/comedy-show-12/feed/ 0 Jim, Jamie or Santiago? http://doughtyfamilies.com/2011/12/14/jim-jamie-or-santiago/ http://doughtyfamilies.com/2011/12/14/jim-jamie-or-santiago/#comments Wed, 14 Dec 2011 12:53:33 +0000 doughty35 http://doughtyfamilies.com/?p=3207 My name is James, you can also call me Jim or Jamie. I’ll meet a cholo and he’s like your name ain’t James, it’s Santiago isn’t it? Or is it Jaime? Then I’ll meet a white guy and he says, is it all right if I call you Jimmy? NO! And when I meet a bubba he forgets my name altogether and calls me Jose! -America’s JIM

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]]> http://doughtyfamilies.com/2011/12/06/funny-bone/feed/ 0 Have you hugged a smart car today? http://doughtyfamilies.com/2011/11/04/have-you-hugged-a-smart-car-today/ http://doughtyfamilies.com/2011/11/04/have-you-hugged-a-smart-car-today/#comments Fri, 04 Nov 2011 13:57:59 +0000 doughty35 http://doughtyfamilies.com/?p=3117

]]> http://doughtyfamilies.com/2011/11/04/have-you-hugged-a-smart-car-today/feed/ 2 Go get the BBB! http://doughtyfamilies.com/2011/11/03/go-get-the-bbb/ http://doughtyfamilies.com/2011/11/03/go-get-the-bbb/#comments Thu, 03 Nov 2011 14:45:21 +0000 doughty35 http://doughtyfamilies.com/?p=3112 Parents all over who dole out beatings with a belt are adding a new phrase to their rant.

“Unplug all of the computers in the house and then go get the big black belt.”

-America’s JIM

“I’ve participated in belt beatings with other consenting adults, it is exhilarating. But, if you’re inclined to abuse your child at least give them a safe word.” Stop child abuse!

-America’s JIM

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-America’s JIM

I have a private comedy show September 3rd. If I told you where it was, I’d have to tickle you.
-America’s JIM

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-America’s JIM

]]> http://doughtyfamilies.com/2011/08/17/betty-white/feed/ 0 Richard Simmons http://doughtyfamilies.com/2011/08/09/richard-simmons/ http://doughtyfamilies.com/2011/08/09/richard-simmons/#comments Tue, 09 Aug 2011 15:55:11 +0000 doughty35 http://doughtyfamilies.com/?p=2908 I started following Richard Simmons on Twitter. I felt so dirty I had to go take a shower.
What?
I got all sweaty!

-America’s JIM

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