TV expiration date
August 8, 2011
Everyone on TV has an expiration date. When you’re Oprah you go start your OWN
cable network. When you’re someone like me you close your eyes and hang on tight.
America’s JIM
Dumped
July 31, 2011
On being dumped:
“Sometimes work is the best medicine.” -Unknown
I started everything in life really late. I’m going to be a hit at the nursing home.
-America’s JIM
Comedy July 30th
July 7, 2011
Comedy Show
Julia’s Restaurant
5201 S. Flores
Saturday, July 30th
$15 Dinner & Show!
7 p.m.
Daniel Dan the Man, America’s JIM, Yvette Hester, & Richard Trevino
“I feel like I’m being followed. On Twitter!”
-America’s JIM
Comedy Show 6-25-11
May 22, 2011
Live Comedy Show!
The Revolution Room
8123 Broadway
Saturday, June 25th
8pm-10pm
$7 cover
Featuring some of the best comics around, Clifton Simmons, Angel Hernandez Rivera, special guest America’s JIM, and the funniest person in South Texas of 2010 Alex Ansel!!!!
Comedy Show 6-17-11
May 22, 2011
S.A. Laughing Productions is back!!
Live comedy!
Papa Woody’s
8902 S. Presa
Friday, JUNE 17th 9pm-11pm
$5 cover
Featuring a great line up of awesome comedians, America’s JIM, Dee Williams, Angel Hernandez Rivera, Roman Garcia, and Chandra S Murthy!!!
O and Gaga
May 19, 2011
(CBS) With the end of her talk show comes the end of her reign at the top of Forbes’ “Celebrity 100″ list. Oprah Winfrey has fallen a spot to second place as Lady Gaga takes the top position.
Upon hearing the news Oprah said: ‘Bring her to me and put her in a meat dress.’
-America’s JIM
Arnold
May 16, 2011
Arnold told Maria in divorce court: I’ll be back!
America’s JIM
May 14th
March 27, 2011
Elizabeth Taylor
March 23, 2011
We miss you Liz!
I knew that marriage between Eva and Tony wasn’t going to last. You know, that’s Eva’s second marriage and if we’re lucky she’ll be like Elizabeth Taylor and we’ll all have a chance.
- America’s JIM
Bye Lady GaGa
March 16, 2011
Lady GaGa was in town last night. I thought I smelt some bad carne.
Carnitas.
- America’s JIM
