O and Gaga
May 19, 2011
(CBS) With the end of her talk show comes the end of her reign at the top of Forbes’ “Celebrity 100″ list. Oprah Winfrey has fallen a spot to second place as Lady Gaga takes the top position.
Upon hearing the news Oprah said: ‘Bring her to me and put her in a meat dress.’
-America’s JIM
Arnold
May 16, 2011
Arnold told Maria in divorce court: I’ll be back!
America’s JIM
May 14th
March 27, 2011
Elizabeth Taylor
March 23, 2011
We miss you Liz!
I knew that marriage between Eva and Tony wasn’t going to last. You know, that’s Eva’s second marriage and if we’re lucky she’ll be like Elizabeth Taylor and we’ll all have a chance.
- America’s JIM
Bye Lady GaGa
March 16, 2011
Lady GaGa was in town last night. I thought I smelt some bad carne.
Carnitas.
- America’s JIM
Comedy Show May 14th
March 7, 2011
Arizona Cafe
1111 S. General McMullen
8 p.m.
Dinner at 7 p.m. followed by Show at 8 p.m.
$20
(210) 432-4414
I went to see a personal trainer and he told me to go warm up! I went to the Sauna!
- America’s JIM
Comedy Show
March 5, 2011
America’s JIM has a guest spot in this show! March 23rd
Emmy Winning Comedian, Mike Robles, Headlines this hilarious night of Stand-up Comedy!
ALL TICKETS ONLY $10
Tickets available at www.lolsanantonio.com or Box Office 210-541-8805
Charlie Sheen
March 1, 2011
Charlie Sheen Verguenza! (Sin Verguenza)
Christina Aguilera
February 8, 2011
It was a rough start this week with Christina Star-Spanguilera. Don’t forget she’s a Genie in a Bottle and she did do better than Roseanne.
- America’s JIM
Dan Rather
February 3, 2011
America’s JIM on Dan Rather:
“I don’t think he’s ever binged on anything but news and information.” America’s JIM
